Kenneth Brown
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- Feb 3, 2003
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The Answer is TEN... <br /><br />1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, <br /><br />2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed, <br /><br />3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb, <br /><br />4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness, <br /><br />5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb, <br /><br />6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner Bulb Accomplished, <br /><br />7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally in the dark the whole time, <br /><br />8. One to viciously smear #7, <br /><br />9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along, <br /><br />10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
