How do you want to die?

Tinkerer II

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Shag myself to death with half a dozen Playmates in a vat of beer. <br /><br />Then everybody can say "At least he died doing something he loved.".<br /><br />Oh, yeah!<br /><br />But if that can't happen a real quick exit, like a catastrophic stroke that takes me out with no warning in about 5 seconds would be good. Although not as much fun.
 

PW2

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Re: How do you want to die?

At 95, in bed...<br /><br />Shot by a jealous husband.
 

Nos4r2

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Re: How do you want to die?

Skydiving on my 102nd birthday
 

one more cast

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Re: How do you want to die?

But I don't want to die, not just yet anyway. When I do die I hope it is from old age without suffering. When people die young it is too hard on the family.
 

rodbolt

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Re: How do you want to die?

peacfully sleeping like my grandpa. not screaming to death like his 5 passengers.
 

TilliamWe

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Re: How do you want to die?

"I want a death by misadventure, I wanna die face down in some dude's pool, I don't wanna die in my sleep chokin on my dentures, when I die, jack, it's gonna be real cool!"<br /><br />But seriously, I am with Laddies: Quickly and blissfully unaware!
 

Limited-Time

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Re: How do you want to die?

Shot by the husbands of the 3 twenty something’s models I'm in bed with on my 90th birthday...sorry honey but you we're going to be next.....honest.
 

NYMINUTE

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Re: How do you want to die?

With Stephanie Abrams (weather channel)....well you guys are smart enough to help me avoid a pooof. :)
 

JB

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Re: How do you want to die?

Alert, with my mind in good working order.
 

Tinkerer II

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Re: How do you want to die?

Originally posted by JB:<br /> Alert, with my mind in good working order.
Congrtulations to JB!<br /><br />This is the first post that is concerned with anything above the waist being used or in good working order at or leading up to the magic moment.<br /><br />Also the first post to mention lerts. Be alert. The world needs lerts.<br /> :D
 

LubeDude

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Re: How do you want to die?

When the God above says its time, but if I had a choice, it would have to be in my sleep.
 

ndemge

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Re: How do you want to die?

I my sleep like grandpa......<br /><br /><br />.....Not screaming and burning like all his passangers.
 

ZmOz

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Re: How do you want to die?

Horrible boating accident involving lots of vodka and fireworks.
 
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