Kenneth Brown
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Ok, we've all been pretty hot headed here lately. As Tknrr siad lets lighten up. I'll start it out.<br /><br /><br />A Fishing Lure<br />A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.<br /><br />Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.<br /><br />After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.<br /><br />"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.<br /><br />With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.<br /><br />"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"<br /><br />"Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one." <br /><br /><br />Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." <br />The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"<br /><br />The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."<br /><br />The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"