The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! <br /><br />Here are questions he might ask, ordered by risk level:<br /><br />DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?<br /><br />SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?<br /><br />SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?<br /><br />ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?<br /><br />SAFER -- Gee, you look good in brown.<br /><br />SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!<br /><br />ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS -- What are you so worked up about?<br /><br />SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?<br /><br />SAFEST -- Here's fifty dollars.<br /><br />ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS -- Should you be eating that?<br /><br />SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.<br /><br />SAFEST -- Can I get you a glass of wine with that?<br /><br />ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br />DANGEROUS -- What did you do all day?<br /><br />SAFER -- I hope you didn't overdo it today.<br /><br />SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!<br /><br />ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some more chocolate.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />And remember:<br /><br />Money talks...but chocolate sings.
