heycods
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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT ( <br />January 2009)<br /><br />>Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night <br />in <br />>the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George <br />>Washington appears, and <br />>Hillary says, <br />> <br />>"How can I best serve my country?" <br /><br /><br />>Washington says, "Never tell a lie." <br /><br /><br />"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know <br />>about that." <br /><br /><br />>The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, <br />"How <br />>can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, <br />> <br />>"Listen to the people." <br /><br /><br />"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." <br />> <br />>On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.. Hillary says, <br />"How <br />>can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, <br /><br /><br />>"Go to the theater."