Guts or Balls

[dolluper]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....<br /><br />GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"<br /><br />BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar. Then slapping your wife on the a$$ and having the balls to say: "You're next."<br /><br />I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

 

[Ron G]

Re: Guts or Balls

Sounds like a killing to me.

 

[Laddies]

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Toke a freind home from the bar one nite, had to help him in the house at 3 AM and his wife was sitting at the table looking very angry and he said, as long as your up cook us some hamburgs and she started to laugh and did. If that was my wife we would have been dead--Bob

 

[CalicoKid]

Re: Guts or Balls

Sounds like 'nuts' to me.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: Guts or Balls

That there is some useful information fer sure!

 

[KaGee]

Re: Guts or Balls

.... I smell a poofer coming!