Re: Greatest Movie Line Ever
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself"<br />-Bill Murray <br /><br />That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!! <br /><br />When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.<br />- Jim Carrey <br /><br /><br />Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? <br />Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you. <br />Pedro: Like what are my skills? <br />Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. <br />-from napolean dynamite<br /><br />Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone. <br />Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously. <br />Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this. <br />Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was? <br />Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez. <br />Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. <br />Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. <br />Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio." <br />-from night at the roxburry<br /><br />Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. <br />Bob Porter: Don't... don't care? <br />Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my *** off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now. <br />Bob Porter: Eight? <br />Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired. <br />-office space<br /><br /><br />A few of my favorites!(might be too current for some of you. sorry
