The Good, The Bad, The Ugly <br />> <br />> <br />> Good: Your wife is pregnant. <br />> Bad: It's triplets. <br />> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. <br />> <br />> <br />> Good: Your wife's not talking to you. <br />> Bad: She wants a divorce. <br />> Ugly: She's a lawyer. <br />> <br />> Good: Your son is finally maturing. <br />> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. <br />> Ugly: So are you. <br />> <br />> Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. <br />> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. <br />> Ugly: You're in them. <br />> <br />> Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. <br />> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. <br />> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. <br />> <br />> Good: Your husband understands fashion. <br />> Bad: He's a cross-dresser. <br />> Ugly: He looks better than you. <br />> <br />> Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. <br />> Bad: She keeps interrupting. <br />> Ugly: With corrections.
