Good news/Bad news

SpinnerBait_Nut

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Harry answers the telephone, and it's an<br />Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says,<br />"Your wife was in a serious car accident, and<br />I have bad news and good news. The bad<br />news is she has lost all use of both arms<br />and both legs, and will need help eating<br />and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."<br /> <br />Harry says, "My Lord. What's the good news?"<br /> <br />The doctor says, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />."I'm kidding. She's dead."<br />___________________________________________<br />Bad spinner, bad. :D :D
 
RPJS

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Re: Good news/Bad news

Sick spinner, Sick :D :D :D
 
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Re: Good news/Bad news

Steve, Bill, and Jed work for the phone company. Steve falls from a tower and is killed.<br /><br />Bill thinks it would be good for one of the phone company guys to go and break the news to Steve's wife. Jed thinks this is a great idea and volunteers, because, "I am good at this type of thing."<br /><br />Bill agrees and Jed goes off to see Steve's wife. He returns a couple hours later with a case of Bud under his arm. Bill is amazed, and asks Jed how he can go and tell a wife something like this and come back with a case of beer.<br /><br />Jed explains, "It was easy, really. I told you I was good at this type of thing. I just rang the door bell and when Steve's wife came to the door I asked if she was the widow of Steve. She said she wasn't a widow, and I bet her a case of Bud she was!"
 
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