Dave Abrahamson
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- May 8, 2003
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<br />1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.<br /><br /> <br /><br />2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.<br /><br /> <br /><br />3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.<br /><br /> <br /><br />4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.<br /><br /> <br /><br />5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.<br /><br /> <br /><br />6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.<br /><br /> <br /><br />7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.<br /><br /> <br /><br />8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.<br /><br /> <br /><br />9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.<br /><br /> <br /><br />10) A Remote Control is Female. It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
<br />1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.<br /><br /> <br /><br />2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.<br /><br /> <br /><br />3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.<br /><br /> <br /><br />4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.<br /><br /> <br /><br />5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.<br /><br /> <br /><br />6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.<br /><br /> <br /><br />7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.<br /><br /> <br /><br />8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.<br /><br /> <br /><br />9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.<br /><br /> <br /><br />10) A Remote Control is Female. It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
