Game and fish

[imported_skraps]

As a young lad i always went fishing with my dad. He had a 12 foot john boat with a very old sea king manual motor. He had been pulling on the rope for hours to get it started and to get us home. It had just started and was wot when the game and fish said hold up we want to check you out. he yelled If i turn this thing off you will have to take us up lake 12 miles. The warden said go ahead we will check you another day.

 

[drewmitch44]

Re: Game and fish

ill try that one next time i have too manny beers in the sun all day and they try to check me. LOL. I know it wont work. But thats why i hide the cans! and only keep legal fish.

 

[rndn]

Re: Game and fish

I'm surprised they didn't follow you up there and then check out the catch.

 

[dad's boat]

Re: Game and fish

Thats what I would have done.

I'm surprised they didn't follow you up there and then check out the catch.

 

[Nova II 260]

Re: Game and fish -funny

Re: Game and fish -funny

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment.

"I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

 

[dad's boat]

Re: Game and fish

Nova II
now that there is something I can laugh at. thats good.