Re: Funny guy brings 115+ mph offshore boat to Bass Tourney
Yeah...Great spoof! I poke fun at bass tournament anglers all the time...I have an idea for a sequel to that video: It would start off by introducing the correct tackle...you'll need a fishing pole that looks like a Louisville Slugger being held from the wrong end...spool your favorite reel up with 12 gauge braided steel cable...now using 2 u-clamps, secure the $300 lure to the braided cable...now your ready to go fishing...casting can be tricky with this tackle so we advise obtaining a cannon ball and practice Shotputting in your backyard...once you've mastered casting you can concentrate on retrieving fish...this approach applies to all fish, no matter the size...the theory here is borrowed from the game of Tug of War...when (or if, with this tackle) you feel a nibble...don't even give the fish a chance, lower the rod (ballbat) down to the water surface, and with all your might, in an upward motion that would make a chiropractor proud, yank that fish directly from its spot right into the boat...no need to reel, just yank it in...again, fish size doesn't matter so yank as if it's Moby **** at the other end...AND REMEMBER, Always practice "Catch and Decease"...just like the Pros!