KaGee
Admiral
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- Aug 14, 2004
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Men Are Just Happier People <br /><br />Your last name stays put. <br /><br />The garage is all yours. <br /><br />Wedding plans take care of themselves. <br /><br />Chocolate is just another snack. <br /><br />You can be President. <br /><br />You can never be pregnant. <br /><br />You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. <br /><br />You can wear NO shirt to a water park. <br /><br />Car mechanics tell you the truth. <br /><br />The world is your urinal. <br /><br />You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. <br /><br />You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. <br /><br />Same work, more pay. <br /><br />Wrinkles add character. <br /><br />Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. <br /><br />People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. <br /><br />The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. <br /><br />New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. <br /><br />One mood all the time. <br /><br />Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. <br /><br />You know stuff about tanks. <br /><br />A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. <br /><br />You can open all your own jars. <br /><br />You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. <br /><br />If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. <br /><br />Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. <br /><br />Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. <br /><br />You almost never have strap problems in public. <br /><br />You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. <br /><br />Everything on your face stays its original color. <br /><br />The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. <br /><br />You only have to shave your face and neck. <br /><br />You can play with toys all your life. <br /><br />Your belly usually hides your big hips. <br /><br />One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. <br /><br />You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. <br /><br />You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. <br /><br />You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. <br /><br />You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. <br /><br />No wonder men are happier 
<br /><br />Have a great weekend guys! Supposed to rain here tomorrow... AGAIN! Another Saturday washout!
<br /><br />Have a great weekend guys! Supposed to rain here tomorrow... AGAIN! Another Saturday washout! 
