heycods
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A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he <br />realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So <br />he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a <br />Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl <br />responds:<br />Which one? We have:<br />Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95<br />Volleyball Barbie: $19.95<br />Shopping Barbie: $19.95<br />Surfer Barbie: $19.95<br />Disco Barbie: $19.95<br />and Divorced Barbie: $299.99<br />Shocked, the man asks,"why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the <br />other<br />Barbie's are $19.95?"<br />Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:<br />Ken's Car<br />Ken's House<br />Ken's Boat<br />Ken's furniture<br />Ken's jewellery<br />Ken's money<br />Ken's computer, and<br />Ken's best friend...
How true!....JK