Football finally makes sense

[tashasdaddy]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first
football game. They had great seats

right behind their team's bench. After the game, he
asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially
the tight pants and all the big muscles,

but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
for the rest of the game,

all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

 

[angus63]

Re: Football finally makes sense

In the football pool at work, I have two tickets. I watch sportscenter and study Saturdays papers to make my picks. Mrs. Angus fills out the other ticket by choosing the team with the "prettier costume" as she puts it. She finished third this season. I was seventh. And yes, she's blond!!!

 

[i386]

Re: Football finally makes sense

:d:d:d

 

[bassman284]

Re: Football finally makes sense

In the football pool at work, I have two tickets. I watch sportscenter and study Saturdays papers to make my picks. Mrs. Angus fills out the other ticket by choosing the team with the "prettier costume" as she puts it. She finished third this season. I was seventh. And yes, she's blond!!!

Never underestimate the strategic value of a pretty costume. Blondes know this.

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: Football finally makes sense

I guess that's one way to look at it. But im not much of a foot ball fan.

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Football finally makes sense

Oldie but a Goodie !!!!!!

 

[QC]

Re: Football finally makes sense

Mrs. Angus fills out the other ticket by choosing the team with the "prettier costume" as she puts it. She finished third this season. I was seventh. And yes, she's blond!!!

My blond picks horses the same way. Decent system though, I give her three or four that I like the "specs" on, and then we bet the pretty one . . . Same way that we pick boats too, come to think of it . . .