Evolution in action, Part 357

bomar76

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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air,and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus. <br />"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. <br /><br />"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. <br /><br />"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air. <br /><br />Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else. <br /><br />When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
 

NathanY

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

Tried to find this story in all AR media but could not. Do you have a link?
 

Elmer Fudge

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

Was that from one of those tabloid journals?
 

bomar76

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

Dunno.....was sent to me....and if you read it on the internet it has to be true!
 

bomar76

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

I just googled it up an it's an Urban Legend/<br />Too bad...it makes a good story.
 

roscoe

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

dfgd fdhfg n bbg fgh gffdgh fggc!!!!!!!!!
 

12Footer

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

12 Sex dolls filled with helium? Whathe...
 

carrotsnapper

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

I think I've heard this story before. It must be an urban legend. It sure would be a sight to see.
 

RetNav

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

If its true, I bet she was blonde... :D <br /><br /><br />Maybe LF won't open and read this post.
 

bomar76

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

If any of you had bothered to read my reply you would have seen I said I discoved it was not a true event.<br /><br />That's one thing that burns my azz about this forum.....people read every other word in the OP, then reply w/o reading any of the follow up posts....it happens all the time in every section.
 

baja power

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

:rolleyes:
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RetNav

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Re: Evolution in action, Part 357

Hey bomar76, I read the post about it being bogus, I just like to post.... :D
 
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