Ever have a I hate my job day

heycods

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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.<br /><br />On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.<br /><br />Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.<br /><br />Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.<br /><br />Now the fun part begins.<br /><br />Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."<br /><br />Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,<br /><br /><br />"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"
 

EZLoader

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

.<br />.<br />.<br />I love working at Johnson and Johnson's rectal thermometer testing center...what's it to you!!!<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />
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Kalian

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

Damn! Her nose is lower than her lips!
 

heycods

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

Originally posted by Kalian:<br /> Damn! Her nose is lower than her lips!
Dont it turn you on when that happens? ;) :p :D
 

Kalian

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

Lots of places for your tounge to explore huh? :eek:
 

heycods

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

And I thought I was a sick puppy :eek: :eek: They dont have a puking graemen
 

Ron G

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

Kalian you have now crossed into cods world :D I'll throw ya both a rope.
 

fireship1

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

And I thought I was a sick puppy They dont have a puking graemen
Here 'ya go Heycods. How about a puking kitty! :D
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Reel Poor

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Re: Ever have a I hate my job day

EZ....I never would have imagined you looked like that. You need to stay out of the sun man. :eek:
 
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