SpinnerBait_Nut
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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,<br />pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.<br />He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink <br />from the same glass twice."<br /><br /> <br />An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass<br />into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.<br />He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need<br />to drink out of the same glass twice either."<br /><br /> <br />The Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws<br />his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the<br />Iraqi, and catches his glass.<br />He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Iraqans that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."