Drinkers

SpinnerBait_Nut

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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,<br />pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.<br />He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink <br />from the same glass twice."<br /><br /> <br />An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass<br />into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.<br />He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need<br />to drink out of the same glass twice either."<br /><br /> <br />The Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws<br />his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the<br />Iraqi, and catches his glass.<br />He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Iraqans that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
 

Boomyal

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Oh, Oh, not pc SBN!
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rolmops

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Funny how certain jokes show the attitude of certain people in regard to the rest of the world,and then they don't understand why the world does not like them.<br />This is just a standard racist slur that has no place on this board.
 

bubbakat

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rolmops see for what it is. Its only a joke.<br /><br />Man some of you guys on this site have a burr up you butts all the time
 

KeltonKrew

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Hey Bubba....I guess we should ban the blonde jokes too....wouldn't want to offend Ladyfish now would we :D <br /><br />people are just way too "sensitive" nowadays!!!!
 

Mr.Ladyfish

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I'm tired of the PC crap also. It was a joke for pete's sake.<br />Keep 'em coming SBN. Thanks for all your jokes.
 

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Iraq TV Guide <br /><br />Monday<br />8:00 Husseinfeld.<br />8:30 Mad About Everything.<br />9:00 Suddenly Sanctions.<br />9:30 Allah McBeal.<br /><br />Tuesday<br />8:00 Wheel of MisFortune and Terror.<br />8:30 The Price Is Right if Saddam Says It's Right.<br />9:00 Children Are Forbidden to Say the Darndest Things.<br />9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers.<br /><br />Wednesday<br />8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer.<br />8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy.<br />9:00 Just Shoot Me.<br />9:30 Veilwatch.<br /><br />Thursday<br />8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi.<br />8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H.<br />9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses.<br />9:30 My Two Baghdads.<br /><br />Friday<br />8:00 Judge Saddam.<br />8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things.<br />9:00 Achmed's Creek.<br />9:30 Nowitness News.
 

Boomyal

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Originally posted by bubbakat:<br /> rolmops see for what it is. Its only a joke.<br /><br />Man some of you guys on this site have a burr up you butts all the time
:D :D :D
 

AK_Chappy

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LMAO<br />Spinner, I didn't think it would last this long on here. Let alone long enough to post an even funnier joke.<br /><br /> :D :D <br /><br />AK Chappy
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Originally posted by AK Chappy:<br /> LMAO<br />Spinner, I didn't think it would last this long on here. Let alone long enough to post an even funnier joke.<br /><br /> :D :D <br /><br />AK Chappy
Well, I don't know why.<br />There's nothing wrong with it.<br />Besides, it's just a joke and if some don't like it, get over it. :p
 

roscoe

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Originally posted by KeltonKrew:<br /> <br /><br />people are just way too "sensitive" nowadays!!!!
Not me, ask anybody that knows me. :)
 

AK_Chappy

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Originally posted by SBN:<br />
Originally posted by AK Chappy:<br /> LMAO<br />Spinner, I didn't think it would last this long on here. Let alone long enough to post an even funnier joke.<br /><br /> :D :D <br /><br />AK Chappy
Well, I don't know why.<br />There's nothing wrong with it.<br />Besides, it's just a joke and if some don't like it, get over it. :p
Maybe because the word "fart" got poofed not too long ago.<br />I take it as a joke also and laughed. But, I was still surprised it stayed this long.<br /><br />AK Chappy
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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But fart is not in there AK ;) <br />I am not surprised, cause the poof masters know it's a joke and there is nothing vulgar in it.
 

bubbakat

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Yea KK you and SBN and snapper and well a whole bunch comes to mind had better quit the blond jokes. I can hear that woman warming that big ole harley up and tromping out of texas hunting each and every one of us down.<br />I can't believe I posted that because I normally just shrug it off and move on.<br /> Oh well new year coming up.
 
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