Sorry if its been posted before!<br />-------------------------------------------------<br /> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and <br /> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. <br /><br />A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do <br />you think I'll live to be 80?" <br /><br />He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or excessively drink beer or wine?" <br /><br />"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." <br /><br />Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" <br /><br />I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" <br /><br /><br />"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, sailing, <br />hiking, or bicycling?" <br /><br />"No, I don't," I said. <br /><br />He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" <br /><br />"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." <br /><br />He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a s#it?" 
