Subject: daily funnies <br /> <br /><br /> Trailer Park <br />A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. <br />A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. <br />After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" <br />He replies, "I lived here years ago." <br />"So, where were you all these years?" <br />"In prison," he says. <br />"Why did they put you in prison?" <br />He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife." <br />"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..." <br />* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * <br />A man was telling his neighbor in Trailer Estates, "I just bought a new <br />hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's <br />state of the art. It's perfect." <br />"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" <br />"Twelve thirty." <br />* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * <br /><br />Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The <br />Trailer Estates Medical Clinic to get a physical. <br />A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the <br /> street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. <br /> <br /> <br />A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, <br />"You're really doing great, aren't you?" <br />"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.", <br />Morris replied. <br />To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, <br />'You've got a heart murmur.Be careful!"
