Curtains

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What room are they for?'

The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

'The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'


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'Hellllooooooooo ... the sales guy said I've got Windoooooows.......

 

[greasemonkeyjmj]

Re: Curtains

what is with all of the blonde jokes ???? for your info i have been happily married for 15 years to a blonde. and these jokes just arent fair to her. i have you know that she has read them several times, and she still doesnt get them. i ask you, is it right to put that much stress on her brain ?

 

[Turin]

Re: Curtains

Lol Lol :d :d :d :d :d :d

 

[oops!]

Re: Curtains

what is with all of the blonde jokes ???? for your info i have been happily married for 15 years to a blonde. and these jokes just arent fair to her. i have you know that she has read them several times, and she still doesnt get them. i ask you, is it right to put that much stress on her brain ?

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[triumphrick]

Re: Curtains

So a man is in his front yard mowing the grass when his pretty blonde neighbor comes out to the mailbox, opens it, slams it shut and stomps away.

About a half hour later, she comes back out, opens it, looks in, slams it shut and stomps away.

Again, a half hour later she is right back out there doing the same thing.

Puzzled he asks her "is something wrong??"

"There certainly is, she said. My computer keeps telling me "You've got mail"