Re: Come here, lemme give ya a big kiss!
A nun hailed a cab in New York City, and got into the back seat...the cabbie kept looking in to the rear view mirror as he was driving along, until the Nun asked him what it was he was looking at? The cabbie stuttered out that he had had a lifelong question he had wanted to ask a Nun, but he was scared to ask...the Nun promptly replied that during her lifetime, she had seen and heard it all so not to feel shy, but go ahead and ask...the cabbie with a red face admitted he had all his life wanted to kiss a Nun, and was it possible for him to do so? Well, the Nun replied, he would have to be Catholic and single. Oh yes, he was single and Catholic, the cabbie assured the Nun!! So the Nun directed him down into an alley, and the cabbie got a big juicy wet kiss from the Nun and then they returned out to the street and towards their destination. Promptly the cabbie started crying loudly, and the Nun asked him what was wrong? Well, I have sinned, and need to confess something...I am not really Catholic or single...I am a married Jewish man!!! The Nun laughed loudly, and said...That is quite alright, because my name is Kevin and I am on my way to a Haloween party!!!!<br /><br /><br />So be careful or you just may get what you ask for!!!
