>At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered <br />>to be<br />>a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while <br />>in<br />>possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and <br />>a<br />>calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto <br />>Gonzales<br />>said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra <br />>movement. He<br />>is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math <br />>instruction.<br />><br />>Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average<br />>solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in <br />>a<br />>search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and <br />>'y' and<br />>refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they <br />>belong to a<br />>common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every<br />>country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are <br />>3 sides<br />>to every triangle'."<br />><br />>When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God <br />>had<br />>wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have <br />>given us<br />>more fingers and toes".<br />><br />><br />>NOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE HY-POTENT USE OF<br />>OF THE SPYING PROBLEM!
