Chocolate Calories

[aspeck]

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore...

In the last 5 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 260 pounds. I weigh only 240 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.

 

[Bob_VT]

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Is that because Hershey is in PA??

 

[Limited-Time]

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Dang aspeck, your on a roll today.

 

[Haut Medoc]

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[levittownnick]

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Nobody knows that Chocolate Calories don't count!

 

[tashasdaddy]

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i agree chocolate calories don't count, chocolate ice cream, cake, candy, liquor, yo hoo, milk. if it's chocolate it just don't count.

 

[MikDee]

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Spoken by true chocoholics, just like myself! I guess that's why we're the same weight aspec,,, I haven't "waisted" away either

 

[Chief101]

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Wow 240#, that must make you about 7 foot 4.

 

[MikDee]

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Wow 240#, that must make you about 7 foot 4.

Always a wisenheimer in the group! but it did bring a chuckle

 

[Chief101]

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I sort of have a thing for the dark chocolate and not so much for the sweet stuff. But, then the in the past 5 years I've filled out plenty so maybe that's the reason for the preferences. I won't bore anybody with the details but chocolate has had it's effects. Chief aka Maxx Load. 185# at 6 foot zero