Chinese food

[heycods]

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken <br />Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.<br /><br />Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises<br />slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around <br />before the lid slams back down.<br /><br />"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.<br /><br />He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and<br />again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it <br />slams down.<br /><br />Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,<br />And demands an explanation.<br /><br />"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"<br /><br />The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." <br /><br /><br />Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

 

[Reel Poor]

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Uso fuuunie. hehehe

 

[scrapper]

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Good one !

 

[RPJS]

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[kenimpzoom]

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There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking Moon.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Ken

 

[stan_deezy]

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<br /><br />My dentist is Chinese so when I made my appointment and he said tooth hurtee I said yes and he said "no, tooth hurtee!" and I said "yes" and he said "no, tooth hurtee, Fliday!!"<br /><br />oh never mind, I'll get me coat.............

 

[JRJ]

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