Child Support

[heycods]

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK<br /><br /> <br /><br />Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!<br /><br /> <br /><br />So I call my baby girl to come to my house, and when she gets there, I said, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to your mama’s house and tell her this is the last check she will ever be getting from me, and I want you to come back & tell me the expression on your mama's face."<br /><br /> <br /><br />So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was anxious to hear what she said and what she looked like.<br /><br /> <br /><br />When my Baby girl walked through the door, I asked, "Now what did your mama say about that?"<br /><br /> <br /><br />"She said to tell you that 'you aren’t my daddy' & watch the expression on YOUR face."

 

[Holdimhook]

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[rwise]

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[technostingray]

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It is a wise "Father" that "Knows" his own <br />"Child".

 

[RubberFrog]

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Many a "Father" has "known" a "child." I think there is a particular organization in trouble for that.

 

[brine]

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[Haut Medoc]

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[familylaw]

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Hey, that's fraud!!! I say sue her..lol

 

[aspeck]

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Originally posted by familylaw:<br /> Hey, that's fraud!!! I say sue her..lol

Spoken like a true lawyer!

 

[Haut Medoc]

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I think it was Aristotle who explained why women love their kids more then men......<br />It's "Because they know that they are theirs!" .....JK

 

[rwise]

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well, I know my kids are all mine, they all look like me, hair color and all. My first x tried telling me that "well she ain't yours" sh!t. Know my brothers kids, well 2 of them are his, the other 2 are not, and it shows but he treats them all the same, in his eyes they are his and thats all that mater's!

 

[Braxton]

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now that would hurt LOLOLOL

 

[bootle]

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A decietful mother and an unaltrustic father, there goes two selfish people who screwed each other in more ways than one.

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by rwise:<br /> well, I know my kids are all mine, they all look like me, hair color and all. My first x tried telling me that "well she ain't yours" sh!t. Know my brothers kids, well 2 of them are his, the other 2 are not, and it shows but he treats them all the same, in his eyes they are his and thats all that mater's!

Marked them like a Hereford bull did ya

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> I think it was Aristotle who explained why women love their kids more then men......<br />It's "Because they know that they are theirs!" .....JK

Aristotle was a philosopher not a humorist.

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Why can't you be both? ....JK

 

[Twidget]

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The wife and her baby brother look like their dad. The middle child....who knows. Her mom was known to keep the troops happy while her dad was in the field.

 

[scrapper]

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[JRJ]

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ouch

 

[heycods]

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Happy troups sad dad