boatingfool
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 30, 2002
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Top 16 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See<br /><br />Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an a$$.<br /> <br /><br />Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"<br /> <br /><br />The proctologist called<br />...they found your head.<br /> <br /><br />Everyone has a photographic memory<br />...some just don't have any film.<br /> <br /><br />Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.<br /> <br /><br />Your ridiculous little <br />opinion has been noted.<br /> <br /><br />I used to have a handle <br />on life...but it broke off.<br /> <br /><br />WANTED: Meaningful <br />overnight relationship.<br /> <br /><br />Guys...just because you have one, <br />doesn't mean you have to be one.<br /> <br /><br />Some people just don't know how to drive...<br />I call these people "Everybody But Me,"<br /> <br /><br />Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.<br /> <br /><br />Don't like my driving? <br />Then quit watching me.<br /> <br /><br />If you can read this...I can <br />slam on my brakes and sue your a$$ off.<br /> <br /><br />Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.<br /> <br /><br />Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.<br /> <br /><br />Hang up and drive!!<br /> <br /><br />And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
