Having bought what now turns out to be a "project" boat, figured that we all could have some fun with these.. Here's my contribution..<br /><br />"Floor solid" = "unless you stand on it"<br />"New motor" = "To *this* boat"<br />"Runs good" = "When it runs"<br />"Has full canvas" = "Full of holes that is.."<br />"New upholstery" = "over rotten wood"<br />"Drive just serviced" = "the mechanic looked at it and says it's shot"<br />"New tires on trailer" = "passenger car tires are just fine!"<br />"New lights on trailer" = "$9.99 for the set too!"<br /><br />Well, most of the mechanical at least is nailed down, nice winter project on the stringers and floor. Thank god for a heated garage!<br /><br />-Roger
