Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

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THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES<br /><br /><br />A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."<br /><br /><br />Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"<br /><br /><br />The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."<br /><br /><br />Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.<br /><br /><br />Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...," he sighed, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
 

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Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

JB's prolly already heard it, but I'll give it 3 smilies! :D :D :D
 

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Yea it's been around a while, but still funny. :D
 

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What SBN said. :D :D
 

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Q: How does a blonde "high-5"? <br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />A: She smacks herself in the forehead. :D
 

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Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

:rolleyes: What a loss this will be. I can see the headlines now "50 yr old blond goes on multi-state killing rampage" ;) :D :p
 

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Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? <br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A: She peed on her corn flakes.
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Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

Now that outta be Zapped :D And from a mod no less :eek:
 

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Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

Aww, come on Heycods, you upset because Spinner stole your Mutley for a minute? :D
 

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Surrrre....talk blonde jokes when LF is not on.........she can find out where you live ya' know.......... :D :D :D
 

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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
 

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Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? <br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A: Frosted Flakes. :D
 

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Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

Theeeeey're Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!
 

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:D :D
 

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Re: Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

YOu better hope lady fish is out fishing today :eek:
 

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What does a postcard from a blond's vacation say?<br />Having a wonderful time. <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Where am I?
 

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Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />So men will understand them.
 
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