Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

[Fireman431]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Seriously?!? Have you been to Arkansas? It was probably suicide...

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Its the Flux Vortex from Avatar

 

[PiratePast40]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

There's got to be some way to blame this on Bush & Cheney.

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Why am I getting a flash back of when Les Nesman from WKRP drop all those live turkeys out of a helicopter onto a parking lot.

Free Turkey's

Seriously?!? Have you been to Arkansas? It was probably suicide...

Yes, I have and that is possible.

Its the Flux Vortex from Avatar

Hmmmmmm Depressing Avatar Depression!!

There's got to be some way to blame this on Bush & Cheney.

Uhhhh do not turn this political ........


I wonder where the birds last drank the kool aid?

 

[BWR1953]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Localized gravity storm. Hmmmmmm, I've heard of those but they're more common when coming out of a bar.

A big gravity spike happens when a Romulan cloaking device is activated.

 

[tx1961whaler]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Evil spirits or a liberal conspiracy might be blamed.

Did you find that rock I threw through your house last year from my space ship?
Honestly, I didn't mean to kill the birds. I was out spraying the Arkies with the mind-control gas, and I ran into the birds because they were black. When I put down in the crik to wash the goo off, I guess the electromagnetic gravity coils were still kind of charged up and fried the fish. Sorry!

 

[bassman284]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

After I read that story I put on my tinfoil hat.

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OOPS, I forgot to say .. Thats not really me.

Well, too late now, but you should really have the foil on BEFORE you go on the interwebz. Just in case.

 

[tallcanadian]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Didn't I read something about dead fish in Arkansas as well? Dead fish, dead birds....hmmm.

 

[produceguy]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Arkansas is a beautiful state. Born in Fort Smith and raised in Van Buren.

 

[26aftcab454]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Arkansas is a beautiful state. Born in Fort Smith and raised in Van Buren.

it is a beautiful state- i travle there often for work & vacation-love it

-- BUT--

I am a "hick from the sticks" myself , but some of the people there make me think of the movie Deliverance.

I heard on the news blackbirds have poor eyesite in the dark- FireWorks scared them into the air-they were flying at roof top level instead of tree top level-crashed into stuff & each other. beak & back injuries. also they found 500 dead in LA.

But I'm wearing my tin foil hat just incase.

 

[produceguy]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

I have alot of family their. One of my uncles live in a cabin/shack with no running water no electric no pluming ect. Thats a real hillbilly.

Post pics on how to make the hat,we all might need one.

 

[veritas honus]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

A freak hailstorm could explain the bird kill but I haven't enough imagination to speculate what would kill the fish as well.

Evil spirits or a liberal conspiracy might be blamed.

Seriously, JB... Is there a difference?... Ooh!!! Was that political... I do not recall

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

This is such a simple explanation...they are simply government spy birds that have lost their electronic navigation capabilities due to the FLUX VORTEX and have crashed into the ground!!

Good Lord why does everything have to be a conspiracy!!!! LOL

 

[ezmobee]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Joking aside, they said it might be caused by a hail storm but I thought birds sleep at night. What are they doing flying around at midnight?

The were woken up by the fireworks! DUH!

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

I am a "hick from the sticks" myself , but some of the people there make me think of the movie Deliverance.

But they pronounced it Deeeleeverrerance.

 

[lncoop]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

It hasn't come up yet, so I might as well be the first to clear it up for you non-Arkies. "Fireworks" in Arkansas, especially in White County, is code for meth lab explosion. Also, Whaler, you might want to consider putting down in a different crick next time. Low visibility in that one is liable to get you run over by a barge! Now, whar's me banjo?

 

[scipper77]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Well, DNR evaluation results of the remains of the birds are out.

Representatives from the DNR in conjunction with the University of Arkansas have officially ruled the cause of death to be a result of multiple mid air collisions. These collisions began to occur shortly after the GPS the birds were using upgraded it's software to the latest version of V-bulletin.

 

[foodfisher]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Well, DNR evaluation results of the remains of the birds are out.

Representatives from the DNR in conjunction with the University of Arkansas have officially ruled the cause of death to be a result of multiple mid air collisions. These collisions began to occur shortly after the GPS the birds were using upgraded it's software to the latest version of V-bulletin.

Better upgrade your camo.

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Well, DNR evaluation results of the remains of the birds are out.

Representatives from the DNR in conjunction with the University of Arkansas have officially ruled the cause of death to be a result of multiple mid air collisions. These collisions began to occur shortly after the GPS the birds were using upgraded it's software to the latest version of V-bulletin.

It's the GPS not the software. Should have been using anything else but Humminbird, which obviously not made for black bird.

 

[scipper77]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

It's the GPS not the software. Should have been using anything else but Humminbird, which obviously not made for black bird.

touch? my friend, very witty!