LadyFish
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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American <br />engineer are working together one day. They come across a lantern<br />and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is<br />three wishes total," says the Genie.<br /><br />The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son <br />will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." <br />Poooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever <br />made fertile for farming.<br /><br />Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around<br />Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans <br />can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of <br />the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries<br /><br />The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more<br />about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet <br />high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can <br />get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."<br /><br /><br />The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." 
