jtexas
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Lefty McDougal, star pitcher of the cellar-dwelling Kenosha Ramblers, has an incentive clause in his contract that guarantees him an extra hundred thousand bucks if he wins 20 games this season.<br /><br />He has 19 wins and is scheduled to start the last game. An hour before gametime, as Lefty's warming up in the pen, the manager approaches him and says, "You ain't starting the game." <br />"Why not?" says Lefty, "You know it's worth an extra hundred grand!" <br />"Well that's the problem," the manager explained. "The owner of the club doesn't want to cough up the dough and he told me that if you throw a single pitch today that I'd be out of a job in the spring." <br /><br />But as Lefty walks away with a long face, the manager says, "But don't give up hope. I'll think of something." <br /><br />Well, the manager does think of something; Lefty is the winning pitcher, and collects his hundred thousand dollar bonus without throwing a single pitch. <br /><br />The question is, how did this happen?