Avian Flu !!!

bomar76

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Ok, I've listened to the media talk about this for the last 6 months and now they have me worked up into a fever pitch.<br />I am sick and tired of waiting for our government to take some action, so I guess it all goes back to the self reliance issue.<br /><br />I am doing my part to stop this impending pandemic and I hope all of you good iboaters join in.<br /><br />Since 1:30 this afternoon I have been out shooting every bird I can find. Actually I started by strangling the neighbors canary then clubbed a chicken to death that I saw in a barnyard.<br /><br />My son was able to shoot 2 spotted owls on the way home from school, so we are making progress.<br /><br />Lets all do our part and rid our country of these potentially diseased critters!
 

Dunaruna

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Re: Avian Flu !!!

Avian flu<br /><br />Wind generators<br /><br /><br />Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?<br />Brings new meaning to the old phrase "kill two birds with one stone". :D
 

Homerr

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Re: Avian Flu !!!

Hey.. I'm with ya...<br /><br />I'll break out the #7 shot and get to work!<br /><br /><br /> :) <br /><br /><br />H.
 

theriver

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Re: Avian Flu !!!

careful at home depot, there always seem to be some living in the rafters at that place...
 

Link

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Re: Avian Flu !!!

Originally posted by theriver:<br /> careful at home depot, there always seem to be some living in the rafters at that place...
Easy<br />Just ask to demo a brad nailer. Pull back the safety and fire at will! :D :D :D
 

lark2004

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Re: Avian Flu !!!

if anyone touches my chickens I'm gonna open a can of whoop-*** on them!
 

dolluper

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And if you get it these are the symtoms<br />The Center for Disease Control has released a list of<br />symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the<br />following, please seek medical treatment immediately: <br /><br />1. High fever<br />2. Congestion<br />3. Nausea<br />4. Fatigue<br />5. Aching in the joints<br />6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield
 

heycods

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I hope its no worse than the flu Im just now getting over, I prayed for death with this one.Friday was the beginning of week #8 of this stuff. Went to Dr. twice with it. you just have to ware it out. Yea I had my flu shot. That is when it started. lwr
 

Twidget

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Re: Avian Flu !!!

Originally posted by theriver:<br />careful at home depot, there always seem to be some living in the rafters at that place...
The super Wal Mart has a good collection of birs in the rafters too.<br /><br />
Yea I had my flu shot. That is when it started. lwr
The sickest I have ever gotten has been after receiving a flu shot. I believe that I shall take my chances.
 
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