heycods
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An Irish Daughter <br /> <br />An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?<br /> <br />The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff.... dad.... I became a **********...."<br /> <br />"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."<br /> <br /> "OK, dad.... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother this gold Rolex and for ye daddy the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.... (takes a breath).... an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."<br /> <br />"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.<br /> <br />Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff.... a ********** dad! Sniff, sniff."<br /> <br />"Oh! Be Jesus!.... Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said 'a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a big hug!"
