Ah, the joys of being elderly
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.<br />She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."<br />Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep, a few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."<br />Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.<br />Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."<br />Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.<br />"Where are you going?" she asked.<br />"To get my teeth!"
