heycods
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A Smart Woman
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail<br />with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,<br />extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the<br />woman could<br />not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly<br />attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).<br /> <br />Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he<br />leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do any! thing,<br />absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for<br />$20.00......<br />on one condition."(There are always conditions)"<br /> <br />Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.<br />Then he replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just<br />three words."(controlling, huh?)"<br /> <br />The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then<br />slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the<br />man's hand<br />along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,<br />and<br />meaningfully said....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />"Clean my house."
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail<br />with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,<br />extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the<br />woman could<br />not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly<br />attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).<br /> <br />Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he<br />leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do any! thing,<br />absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for<br />$20.00......<br />on one condition."(There are always conditions)"<br /> <br />Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.<br />Then he replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just<br />three words."(controlling, huh?)"<br /> <br />The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then<br />slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the<br />man's hand<br />along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,<br />and<br />meaningfully said....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />"Clean my house."
