A-hunting We Will Go!

BRG25

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An 80 year old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.<br /><br />The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80 year old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?<br /><br />The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.<br /><br />When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?<br /><br />The 80 year old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."<br /><br />The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
 

cpj

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Re: A-hunting We Will Go!

roflmao! But I feel a zap coming. maybe thats not the best way to put it, given the content of the joke. :D
 

bootle

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Re: A-hunting We Will Go!

Originally posted by cpj:<br /> roflmao! But I feel a zap coming. maybe thats not the best way to put it, given the content of the joke. :D
The only zap coming would be from that walking cane of yours :p I think thats a darn good joke ;)
 
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Re: A-hunting We Will Go!

Now if it had been a Richard instead of a cane, that would be a mare of a different color. ;)
 
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