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Ralph and Charlie were a couple of drinking buddies and worked as airplane mechanics in Portland Maine. One day the airport was fogged in and Ralph and Charlie had nothing to do.
Ralph said "Man, I wish we had something to drink".
Charlie says "Me too. Y'know I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a good buzz. You want to try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! No hangover! No bad side effects! Nothing! Then the phone rings.....it's Charlie.
Charlie says "How do you feel this morning?"
"I feel great, how about you?"
Charlie says "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Ralph says "That jet fuel is good stuff, no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
Charlie says "Yeah, but there's one thing......Have you farted yet?"
"No...."
"Well DON'T, I'm in Fargo North Dakota"
Ralph and Charlie were a couple of drinking buddies and worked as airplane mechanics in Portland Maine. One day the airport was fogged in and Ralph and Charlie had nothing to do.
Ralph said "Man, I wish we had something to drink".
Charlie says "Me too. Y'know I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a good buzz. You want to try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! No hangover! No bad side effects! Nothing! Then the phone rings.....it's Charlie.
Charlie says "How do you feel this morning?"
"I feel great, how about you?"
Charlie says "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Ralph says "That jet fuel is good stuff, no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
Charlie says "Yeah, but there's one thing......Have you farted yet?"
"No...."
"Well DON'T, I'm in Fargo North Dakota"
Geez guys, I got it. 
