A Friday Funny

KaGee

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This may have been posted before... if so, TOUGH CARP! 8)

A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and lived to be 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren,
35 great-grandchildren, and ...
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a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Y'all have a good one, ya hear!
 
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