A few for Deputy Dog

[heycods]

> >GOOD<br />> ><br />> >In Richardson, TexasState Trooper was running<br />> radar. He had a perfect<br />> >spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.<br />> Then he discovered<br />> >the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the<br />> road with a hand<br />> >painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The<br />> officer later found a<br />> >young accomplice down the road with a sign reading,<br />> "TIPS" and a bucket<br />> >full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)<br />> ><br />> >BETTER<br />> ><br />> >A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding<br />> through an automated<br />> >radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket<br />> was included. Being<br />> >cute, he sent the police department a picture of<br />> $40. The police<br />> >responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.<br />> ><br />> >BEST<br />> ><br />> >A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for<br />> speeding. As the TX<br />> >State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping<br />> open his ticket book,<br />> >she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket<br />> to the<br />> >TexasStatePolice Ball." He replied,<br />> "TexasStateTroopers don't have<br />> >balls." There was a moment of silence while she<br />> smiled and he realized<br />> >what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got<br />> back in his patrol car<br />> >and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

 

[deputydawg]

Re: A few for Deputy Dog

Good ones!<br /><br />A few more.<br /><br />Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br /><br />A: Just one.....but he's never around when you need it.<br /><br /><br />Q: How many cop jokes are there?<br /><br />A: Just 2. The rest are true.<br /><br />Q: How many cops does it take to throw amna down the stairs?<br /><br />A: None......he fell.<br /><br />A patient in a hospital where they do brain transplants asked about prices. <br />The doctor said here is a doctors brain. It will cost $10,000.<br />The doctor said this one is a scientist from NASA. This brain will cost $15,000.<br />Then the doctor said here is one that will cost $50,000, it is from a police officer. The patient asked "how can that be?"<br />The doctor replied "you see, it's never been used"<br /><br />Q: How do cops go fishing?<br /><br />A: They catch one, then beat it until it tells where the other fish are hiding.<br /><br />Q: Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died?<br /><br />A: Ten. Five during the accident, five during the re-enactment.

 

[cmyers_uk]

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How do cops go fishing?<br /><br />A: They catch one, then beat it until it tells where the other fish are hiding.<br />

My favourite but we all want to see you when the sh1t hits the fan! Keep up the good work.

 

[scrapper]

Re: A few for Deputy Dog

I at DD & Heycods!!

 

[deputydawg]

Re: A few for Deputy Dog

The 4 food groups for cops.<br />1. Glazed<br />2. Jelly<br />3. powdered<br />4. Frosted<br /><br /><br />Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br /><br />A:From LAPD I don't know but give us 5 minutes with him and we will tell ya!

 

[Parrott_head]

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I have a coupleRemember, these are just jokes and not to be taken to heart)<br /><br />Q: Why did the (insert name of your favorite pd here) start using K9 units?<br /><br />A: Someone had to do the brainwork.<br /><br />Officer to driver: Your eyes appear bloodshot, have you been drinking?<br /><br />Driver: Nope, your eyes appear glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

 

[deputydawg]

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Like the dog one, haven't heard that one before.

 

[Codslo]

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They are all perty good. The one about the light bulb reminds me of a blond joke. why cant blonds put in a light bulb. ans. they keep breaking them with the hammer.

 

[technostingray]

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DD you missed your calling. You should have been a politician. <br />Good work codsworth.

 

[Limited-Time]

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You guys are too much, too funny..