Skiuseme
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2003
- Messages
- 409
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY,"ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER".<br /><br />ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ," I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".<br /><br />ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID" ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE".<br /><br />ESTHER REPLIED" MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".<br /><br />THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID," FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS".<br /><br />MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AN D OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.<br /><br />WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID, " BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"<br /><br />MORRIS REPLIED" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS 
