heycods
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*Im sorry blo..uhh Lady Fish I had to do it. 
<br /><br /> <br />Blonde's Year in Review:<br /><br />January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.<br /><br />February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!<br /><br />March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"<br /><br />April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!<br /><br />May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!<br /><br />June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.<br /><br />July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!<br /><br />August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.<br /><br />September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???<br /><br />October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.<br /><br />November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!<br /><br />December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!<br /><br /><br />What a year
<br /><br /> <br />Blonde's Year in Review:<br /><br />January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.<br /><br />February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!<br /><br />March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"<br /><br />April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!<br /><br />May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!<br /><br />June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.<br /><br />July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!<br /><br />August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.<br /><br />September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???<br /><br />October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.<br /><br />November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!<br /><br />December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!<br /><br /><br />What a year
