THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004:<br />>><br />>> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter<br />>><br />>> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says<br />>><br />>> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers<br />>><br />>> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?<br />>><br />>> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over<br />>><br />>> Miners Refuse to Work after Death<br />>><br />>> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant<br />>><br />>> War Dims Hope for Peace<br />>><br />>> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile<br />>><br />>> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures<br />>><br />>> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide<br />>><br />>> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges<br />>><br />>> Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge<br />>><br />>> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group<br />>><br />>> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft<br />>><br />>> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks<br />>><br />>> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy<br />>><br />>> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors<br />>><br />>> And the winner is....<br />>><br />>> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead...<br />>><br />>><br />>><br />>
That is why the media is the way it is!<br /><br />Yep, lots of truth an humor...good one NY 
