20 levels of insanity

[Tyme2fish]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They SlowDown. <br /> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. <br /> 3.Every Time People Ask You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Trash Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." <br /> <br />5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten <br />Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. <br /> <br /> <br />6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" <br /> <br />7 Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." <br /> <br />8. Don't use any punctuation <br /> <br />9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. <br /> <br />10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. <br /> <br />11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go"...several times <br /> <br />12. Sing Along At The Opera <br /> <br />13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme <br /> <br />14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds <br />All Day. <br /> <br />15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their <br />Party Because You're Not In The Mood. <br /> <br />16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,...... Rock Bottom. <br /> <br />17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" <br /> <br />18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, yelling <br />"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" <br /> <br />19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To <br />Have To Let One Of You Go." <br /> <br />20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

 

[heycods]

Re: 20 levels of insanity

I wont #20, I wont #20, I wont #20.....

 

[Tyme2fish]

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You cont have #20, you cont have #20 ( mispell on purpose)

 

[matthews_jim]

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#20, I get. Do you?

 

[Ron G]

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Thats what happens without novicane

 

[scrapper]

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See what happens when you get dressed in the dark !

 

[dogsdad]

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Wow. This is exactly what the prophecy said would happen...

 

[technostingray]

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Nice, very nice. You are definatly more intelligent than you claim to be. I would say you were talking down to the the audience when you indicated that you really knew how to spell can't. It was an afront to those of us who know how to spell want.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: 20 levels of insanity

Originally posted by technoswitcher:<br /> Nice, very nice. You are definetly more intelligent than you claim to be. I would say you were talking down to the the audience when you indicated that you really new how to spell can't. It was an afront to those of us who know how to spell want.

Shouldn't that be really "knew" instead of "new"?

 

[technostingray]

Re: 20 levels of insanity

Thank you for pointing out my errors. I have seen the error of my way and made the necessary corrections. It may be a little more difficulty for you to see your error. People write like they speak. Since I had never read the word I spelled it as it sounds. It now appears that the dictionary does not recognize affront or afront as a word, so I guess any spelling would be as correct or incorrect as the other. I am sure you are feeling very superior now. Yes, we all make mistakes but the kind of mistakes we make is what shows our character. Sorry, you had to wait so long for a response and that your weren't satisfied to wait but had to emphasize your delight with another post. I am sure this will endear you to JB.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: 20 levels of insanity

Originally posted by technoswitcher:<br /> Thank you for pointing out my errors. I have seen the error of my way and made the necessary corrections. It may be a little more difficulty for you to see your error. People write like they speak. Since I had never read the word I spelled it as it sounds. It now appears that the dictionary does not recognize affront or afront as a word, so I guess any spelling would be as correct or incorrect as the other. I am sure you are feeling very superior now. Yes, we all make mistakes but the kind of mistakes we make is what shows our character. Sorry, you had to wait so long for a response and that your weren't satisfied to wait but had to emphasize your delight with another post. I am sure this will endear you to JB.

My error is not difficult to spot.I did not have any difficulty in spotting it.<br /> affront a personally offensive act or remark:to offend by a show of disrepect<br /> Still just ribbing you.Be cool

 

[technostingray]

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No you are not ribbing. You are casting aspersions. This is an afront to my intelligence.<br />I know what I meant. And I know what you are doing. Do You? There is lots of fodder for this kind of flame.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: 20 levels of insanity

Originally posted by technoswitcher:<br /> No you are not ribbing. You are casting aspersions. This is an afront to my intelligence.<br />I know what I meant. And I know what you are doing. Do You? There is lots of fodder for this kind of flame.

I would never cast aspersions. I usually cast crankbaits or spinnerbaits, but never aspersions.

 

[technostingray]

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Final testimony to your honesty. No apologies necessary.