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    Guido..

    Guido, the Mafia Hitman discovers that his accountant has been embezzling money from him. The accountant, who happens to be deaf, has stolen over $10 million dollars. Guido goes to the accountant's office with his lawyer in <br />tow. His lawyer can read sign language. <br /><br />Guido asks the...
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    Fighting with the little woman....

    Walking into the bar, Jeff said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman." <br />"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?" <br />"When it was over," Jeff replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees." <br />"Really? Now that's a...
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    Horseback Riding Blonde...

    Horseback Riding Blond. <br /><br />A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from...
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    The Wish...

    One day God appears before a man and grants him a wish. Anything in the world he would like and it would be done. The man says to God, I really would like to go to Hawaii, but I hate boats and airplanes. So, he asked God to created a bridge to Hawaii from California. God responded, "Do you...
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    Did you ever wonder?

    Ever wonder ... <br /><br />1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" <br /><br />2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... <br />I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's...
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    West Virginia Quarter Recall Notice

    West Virginia Quarter Recall <br /><br />WASHINGTON,D.C. -- Hang on to any of the new State of West Virginia quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. <br /><br />The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the West Virginia quarters that are part...
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    Southern Engineering Test

    We Southern boys are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South. We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam administered by the University of Mississippi Engineering Department: <br /><br />1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will...
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    Eating Habits..

    Eating Habits <br /><br />For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on <br />nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those <br />conflicting medical studies: <br /><br />1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks <br...
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    The Devil....

    One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. <br /><br />Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church...
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    I'll do a castaway ray here...

    My new toy :-)<br /><br />445 miles on the clock. Had to get it clean!
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    The Cajun..

    A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana <br />recently with two ice chests of fish, <br />leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. <br /><br />The game warden asked the man, <br />"Do you have a license to catch those fish?" <br /><br />"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of...
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    Dog and Cat..

    As seen in a dog's diary: <br /><br />8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! <br />9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! <br />10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! <br />11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! <br />Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! <br />1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite...
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    Dear Abby...2

    Dear Abby: <br /><br />My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, <br />everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one...
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    Dear Abby..

    Dear Abby, <br /><br />I read your recent column on the importance of "tough love," your response to the woman whose grandchildren were allowed by their mother to run wild and wreak havoc. My daughter and her husband do not allow me to spank my grandson. I've found that when he misbehaves, I...
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    Anyone know a good source for access hatches?

    I've tried here on iboats, no luck. I'm looking for a pair of them, 16x23 or so. Seems like half the places think you should be selling your firstborn for them. Tried eBay, but only singles, and need to get a mated pair. If anyone knows an inexpensive source I'd appreciate. <br /><br />=Roger
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    Just need a lawn chair and I'm good to go :-) and a question.

    Getting there. have a question though.. Should virtually all the wood be encased in glass? I will with the deck, but in the case of the rear seat structure, should I mat/cloth all the wood? (bottom pic) It's stitched in with 6in biaxial tape, and all has three costs of resin, but just wondering...
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    Inch by inch.. step by step..

    Still plugging along.. <br /><br />Before: <br /> <br /><br />And as of 10 minutes ago..<br /><br /> <br /><br />I'm gonna be happy to be through tho!<br /><br />-Roger
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    Any tricks to 2 part expandable foam?

    Before I blow all my work apart I thought I should ask :-)<br /><br />-Roger
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    Riddle me this.. are boats not built like houses?

    I mean do the concepts of square, perpendicular, level, plumb, not apply to boats, or is it just a Bilgeliner thing?<br /><br />I have intricate measurements, massive amounts of pictures, and thought I had everything detailed to the max. But if I make pieces exactly the same as they were when...
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    Decided on a name for Project Bilgeliner...

    After going only partly through it's necessary renovation, it's finally come to me...<br /><br />"Bad Idea" :D :D <br /><br />-Roger
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