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  1. KaGee

    Trim indicator swap out

    Current gauges are TELEFLEX, but over 20 years old. Nothing wrong with my current gauges other than they are sun faded (although I question the accuracy of the Tach). Had an opportunty to upgrade my gauge package (gota love EBay!) to the VECTOR series from TELEFLEX which is blue, the old gauges...
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    Blonde Geometry Test

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    For NASCAR fans, Secret

    This photo was captured last week of the next generation "Car of Tomorrow" testing at Talledaga .
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    Stud service

    A Southern farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town." Well said the farmer, "is yer Mom here?" "No, sir, she...
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    All right.... who woke up the troll??

    Which one of you boys threw a rock under the bridge and woke up the troll?? It was so peaceful around here.
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    Here's your sign....

    In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP...
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    Local billboard

    just put up and photographed over the weekend here in Toledo...
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    To kill a tree

    Neighboring property is a rental. Landlord is Indian, the only reason that matters is like any I've ever met... he's cheap! There is a tree in his back yard that over the years not only has grown over my fence, but has shot roots into my yard where little shoots pop up as if the tree is trying...
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    The Obedient Wife

    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."...
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    Quick links to the right

    Guess I'm blind.... (notice snoopy's cain) When did the Merc, VP and OMC links pop up? Pretty slick there Mr. Delray Ryan! 8)
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    Another Friday Funny

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our...
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    A Friday Funny

    This may have been posted before... if so, TOUGH CARP! 8) A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and lived to be 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28...
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    Iranian cataclysm forecast Aug. 22

    Have you heard this? Islamists seeking heaven could spark apocalypse, Princeton expert warns http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51445 How do you deal with these people?
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    Hey Cynthia McKinney!

    About that singing attempt last night.... DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB! Wait a minute..... YOU NO LONGER HAVE ONE! Hahahahahahahahahahaahhh!!!!! :p 8) 8)
  15. KaGee

    Twins

    A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins...
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    Bubba goes Ice Fishing

    There were two bubbas from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to try some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off for up there. The lakes were frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to a lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of...
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    OMG! Angler speared by a giant fish

    HOLY CARP! Fishing can be hazardous to your health. :^ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=399046&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=
  18. KaGee

    Friday Wisdom

    1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 2. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don`t. 4. If you line up all the cars in the world, some idiot will try to pass. 5. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 6. The shin bone is a...
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    OBD-II Scan Tool... Which one for me?

    My 2001 Ford Escape had the Check Engine light come on last week. Took it to Auto Zone and they pulled out code P-0401, which refers to the EGR system. He cleared the code and now it's back, so I need to clean and check the EGR valve. It's time to break down and buy my own scanner as both cars...
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    Toyota overtakes Ford in monthly US vehicle sales

    Aug 01 7:28 PM US/Eastern Toyota has accelerated past another road marker on its way to becoming the second largest automaker in the US vehicle market, as its July sales overtook rival Ford's for the first time. The Japanese carmaker announced Tuesday that it had posted a 16.2 percent sales...
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