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    Hotel room porn

    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular-people porn, you sick person.
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    Jeopardy

    My cousin,Zachary Knowles, will be on Jeopardy tonight 24 July 2012. He's a distant cousin, so if he performs badly, well....he's a distant cousin!!
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    Health Warning

    When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice,it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn...
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    Burial rites for my cousin: 1st Lt. Chase Prasnicki

    I promise this is my last post on the subject of my cousin's death. This is the only funeral I can remember that was a full military funeral. The immediate family met at the funeral home that was caring for Chase's body. There was no viewing. A two star General presented Chase's...
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    Reparing a side window in a car

    Sister-in-law was ready to leave our house with a thunder storm trying to form up. Her driver's side electric window would not roll up. I'm not enough of a mechanic to tear her door panel out and fix her problem so I did the next best thing. Plastic drop cloth and duct tape.:facepalm:
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    Fixing a leak in our pool

    We are still in the process of attempting to open our pool. We've added the appropriate chemicals and are attempting to clean the dirty bottom left over when we closed it dirty last year. Note to self, whether pool or something else, always clean a dirty bottom as soon as possible. This...
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    Video news tribute for my fallen cousin

    http://www2.wsls.com/news/2012/jun/2.../bit.ly/LR3Mm3
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    Afghanistan war hits home

    Afghanistan war hits home I just learned this morning that my cousin's son was killed in...
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    Going back home

    Going back home I'm planning on a trip to Virginia where I was born, but not raised. Sadly,most of my Uncles have passed,but I still have one Uncle in the old home town and another Uncle just 2 hours away in Danville,VA and a slew of cousins. I...
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    My early Father's Day present

    I wasn't aware that June 17th was Father's day until my younger son called me last night. He lives two hours away and called last night to see if he and I could go fishing Sunday. The water levels are prime right now on my local river and I think I'm more excited about this fishing trip than...
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    Almost had a warrant for my arrest!!

    Whew,just had a close call. Indiana Dept of Revenue sent me a letter and said I didn't pay them my taxes due for 2011. YES I DID!!! Only had to spend 15 minutes on the phone with an agent to straighten it out. I had a very pleasant chat with "Lisa", who asked me the pertinent questions...
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    A Tyme Capsule

    Here are some videos of Tyme's younger years attempting to play some music. As we used to state, "We don't play for money,we play for spite." These were recorded in my basement in the late 1980's A more "serious" video of Doug's Tune made famous by "The Dillards" and the Andy Griffith show...
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    Mortgage Foreclosure ?

    A friend of mine is going through foreclosure on his house. Bank X has his mortgage. He also banks at Bank X where he has a checking account. Should he remove money from his checking account leaving just a small amount to cover his other expense checks? I guess my question is: Can Bank X wipe...
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    What's for supper,Grandpa?

    My nephew gave me a bunch of morel mushrooms yesterday. Yum yum. I'm going to fry them up this evening along with the catfish brought into my boat this past Friday. Maybe some pork and beans and cornbread too. What's for supper,Grandpa? Catfish fried in a big ol' pan Morel...
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    I felt like a genius.

    Knute (the heathen) and I made a fast trip to Florida earlier this month and were met by Knute's brother. Problem #1: Knute and I arrive at the "resort" after dark and it's raining. We've never been to this resort/campground. We can't locate cabin 8. We drive around the property hoping that...
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    Recommendation needed for weed eater

    Mrs. Tyme wants a new weed eater. (No kidding, she really wants one). I've been on the internet reviewing several models and have no idea which brand or model to purchase. Most models/brands will have several good reviews and then reviews that say the item is a piece of junk. That just gets...
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    Could this have ended badly?

    We had a little "adventure" on the way to Lake Barkley this past Tuesday. Knute (the heathen) fills up his 98 Dodge pick up truck and we observe gasoline pouring out from the tank. Knute says, "I've been a smelling a little gas lately." The leak is not coming from the bottom of the tank but...
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    Who says I'm not good to my wife??

    I fired up one of the riding lawn mowers, got the chipper/shredder fired up and running, and put oil in the bar oil tank for the electric chain saw. That should help to keep Mrs.Tyme busy while I'm away on this fishing trip. And to further help her, I hooked the log chain to the F-150...
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    Severe weather is coming

    Re: Severe weather is coming This is what passed just a few miles from our house.
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    Severe weather is coming

    Things are going to get real nasty this afternoon in the Ohio and Tennessee Valleys. Severe tornadoes are forecast across the entire region. Everyone take precautions and I hope to hear from you tomorrow. We've got flashlights and candles ready in the basement.
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