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  1. LadyFish

    Toon Tyme

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    Kid's gotta love 'em

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because,<br />even though, it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...
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    Welfare Office (joke)

    A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."<br /><br />The person behind the counter replied, Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a...
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    Salmon & PCB’s

    If You Love Salmon, This Will Scare You<br /><br />Packed with omega-3 fatty acids, salmon is one of the healthiest foods you can eat. Or is it? The Environmental Working Group has issued a scary report indicating that farm-raised salmon--but not the kind that is fished out of streams and...
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    Thoughts About Life

    1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your butt. <br /><br />2) I love deadlines. I especially like the "whooshing" sound they make as they go flying by. <br /><br />3) Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get...
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    Hurricanes names are racist?

    Hurricane names have been too lily white for Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas). She says all ethnic groups should be represented.<br /><br />The 2003 hurricane season is here, and that means a whole new list of names such as Larry, Sam and Wanda ready to make tropical-storm history.<br /><br...
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    State Mottos

    I will apologise in advance to anyone who might be offended. <br /><br />Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity<br /><br />Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!<br /><br />Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat<br /><br />Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything<br /><br />California: By 30, Our Women Have...
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    Getting Older

    "I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"<br />Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"<br /><br />"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."<br /><br />And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."<br />~ ~ ~ ~...
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    The Dam Letter

    -Thought you might like this one - it's a hoot. It was an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan.<br /><br />SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec.20; Montcalm County<br /><br />Dear Mr. DeVries:<br /><br...
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    My Wish for You by Paul Harvey

    This may have been posted before. If so, it is worth another read. <br /><br />We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse For my grandchildren, I'd like better. <br /><br />I'd really like for them to know about hand-me down clothes and homemade ice cream and...
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    Legendary Dog-Eating Catfish Dies

    Fri July 25, 2003 10:10 AM ET<br />BERLIN (Reuters) - A giant catfish that ate a dog and terrorized a German lake for years has washed up dead, but the legend of "Kuno the Killer" lives on.<br /><br />A gardener discovered the carcass of a five-foot-long catfish weighing 77 pounds this week, a...
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    Chowder Recipes

    Salmon and Corn Chowder<br /><br /> * 1 pound salmon (cut into bite size pieces)<br /> * 3 tablespoons butter<br /> * 2 medium-sized green onions, including tender green portion, cut into very thin slices<br /> * 1 cup whole kernel corn<br /> * 1 large potato, peeled and diced<br...
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    Tribute

    This takes awhile to download, but well worth the wait.<br />Tribute<br />Turn up your volume.
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    Cuba's Idea of a Pantoon Boat

    <br />Twelve Cuban migrants attempt to cross the Florida Straights Wednesday, July 16, 2003 in a boat fashioned out of a 1951 Chevy pickup truck driving it within 40 miles of the United States before they were found by the U.S. Coast Guard (news - web sites) and returned to Cuba. (AP Photo/U.S...
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    Female Assassins

    Female Assassins The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists -- two men and a woman.<br /><br />For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men down a long corridor to a large metal door and handed...
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    Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks

    I didn't have time to do a search and see if this was posted before, so I hope it wasn't.<br /><br /> GENERAL ETIQUETTE<br />1. Never take a beer to a job interview.<br />2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.<br />3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.<br...
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    Chili Cook Off Judges

    If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how<br />true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town in Houston. It takes up a major portion of the...
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    "Claudette"

    Many of us on the Gulf Coast are watching this storm with great interest. As of 2 PM EST winds were 70 MPH moving northwest at 14. The storm is expected to remain slow and gain hurricane strength by the weekend after it passes over the Yucatan. Some predictions are for Brownsville, Tx which...
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    Walleye Recipes

    I came across these recipes and thought I would share.<br /><br />1-Baked Walleye<br />2-Best Fried Walleye Sandwich<br />3-Caribbean Walleye<br />4-Fried Lemon Battered Fish Fillets<br />5-Onion Topped Walleye<br />6-Walleye Sandwiches with Cambridge Sauce<br /><br />...
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    Slipped Up

    Well, some of you may have noticed I've been missing for a few days. This is why:<br /><br />My husband and I took our son-in-law, his father and brother and our grandson out fishing on Sunday. We waiting until the rain stopped and the storms passed.<br /><br />When we returned to our boat slip...
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