The only time keys are ever left in the ignition is when it's going to a service shop or from a service shop..
Which brings forth a distant bad memory..........
I had been working with a marina by the name of Pioneer Marine some 11 years or so on a commission basis... and each year some character with the name of Cacilatorie or some similar sounding name would bring his old beat up 16' runabout in for his annual check up. HOWEVER he would "always" remove the KEY, BATTERY, GAS TANK & HOSE, which aggravated me to no end as this cut into my commission... I didn't get paid to gather all the stuff needed to run this jerks engine.
Having a bad day, I scribbled on this inconsiderate jerks repair sheet NO BATTERY, NO GAS TANK, NO FUEL HOSE, NO KEY! in large printed letters. When he came to pick up the boat, he made no contact with me but complained bitterly to the service manager (Pete) who in turn wrote a note to be delivered to me which stated that Mr Catchasnorie or whatever this ^$@&!!'s name was... that he was one of the important people who was responsible for paying my wages etc etc, in effect really laying into me so to speak which I took as a threat and a insult.
I made up my mind in an instant that I had spent enough time in this place and decided to take my services elsewhere ASAP... which I did. That marina folded a short time later... I like to think I had something to do with that
God, I hope those two guys are reading this!
