KRH1326
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Sep 22, 2007
- Messages
- 491
Got home from a 9 hr. shift. Was running late this morning, got no breakfast. Realized that I forgot my wallet, so no lunch, and couldn't hit Wendy's on the way home.
Get home, and find out that wifey had to go visit her sister, and won't be back till late. Fter all these years of marriage, I was afraid that I had forgotten how to cook anything. How did I survive before wife?
Went rooting around the pantry and came up with a can of good ol' Hormel chile (with beef). Was heating it up and I spotted a new bag of doritos on the counter. Hmmmm....
Took wife's good corning ware, and spread half of the bag of Doritos in the bottom. Poured the now hot chile on top of it, and even topped it off with all of the cheese I could find in the fridge.
I actually, then, took the time to bake it for a little while, to get the cheese all melty. I was quite proud of that awfully gooie, tasety mess. I just had to celebrate with desrt. I melted about half of a coffee cup of peanut butter, and as I type this, I am dipping my Hershey bar into it. And I don't care how much of a mess I make.
Ohhh.. I can feel the hormonal balance shifting in my house.
Now I can settle in and watch whatever movie..I want to watch.
I have "Death Hunt (lee marvin & charles bronson)", "Jeremiah Johnson", "Uncommon Valour" and "Outlaw Josey Wales" on DVD.
Any Votes? Or maybe I will try to watch them all, til I fall asleep.
Edit: Ohh..Just found a copy of "The Great Escape"
Get home, and find out that wifey had to go visit her sister, and won't be back till late. Fter all these years of marriage, I was afraid that I had forgotten how to cook anything. How did I survive before wife?
Went rooting around the pantry and came up with a can of good ol' Hormel chile (with beef). Was heating it up and I spotted a new bag of doritos on the counter. Hmmmm....
Took wife's good corning ware, and spread half of the bag of Doritos in the bottom. Poured the now hot chile on top of it, and even topped it off with all of the cheese I could find in the fridge.
I actually, then, took the time to bake it for a little while, to get the cheese all melty. I was quite proud of that awfully gooie, tasety mess. I just had to celebrate with desrt. I melted about half of a coffee cup of peanut butter, and as I type this, I am dipping my Hershey bar into it. And I don't care how much of a mess I make.
Ohhh.. I can feel the hormonal balance shifting in my house.
Now I can settle in and watch whatever movie..I want to watch.
I have "Death Hunt (lee marvin & charles bronson)", "Jeremiah Johnson", "Uncommon Valour" and "Outlaw Josey Wales" on DVD.
Any Votes? Or maybe I will try to watch them all, til I fall asleep.
Edit: Ohh..Just found a copy of "The Great Escape"
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...... she will never leave you alone....... I would have ordered take out or had something delivered 
